MOVIE REVIEW: "SNAKES ON A PLANE"
MOVIE REVIEW FOR : "SNAKES ON A PLANE"
review and artwork by Phillip Seahorn
| Starring: | Samuel L. Jackson, Nathan Phillips, Rachel Blanchard, Julianna Margulies, Flex Alexander |
| Directed by: | David Richard Ellis |
| Produced by: | Penney Finkleman Cox, Sandra Rabins, Justis Greene |
BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER!
Now, this really has nothing to do with the movie itself.It has to do with the PHENOMENA that this movie is the core of.
By now, I don't have to rehash all the shit about the movie that took place WHILE THE MOVIE WAS BEING FILMED.
How this movie became a INSTANT POP CULTURE ICON.Or, how the Internet FINALLY proved how much power it has to make pop culture.Thanks to this movie, the Internet has arrived.
And, for once in a LONG FUCKING TIME (well, not that long, but awhile) a movie LIVED UP TO THE FUCKING HYPE!!!!!!!
This movie is the WORST B MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.Which INSTANTLY makes this a classic.
This movie sucked on so many levels.The CGI was fucked up and cheap.The acting was straight out of 1980 cable B movie "I don't have shit else to watch".The premise was straight wacked, and the stereotypes were flying all over the place.
AND THAT IS WHAT MADE THIS MOVIE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
It was advertised as a "B" movie.Samuel GENUINELY looked like he was reading his lines from a cue card or prompter.Julianna Margolies looked like she was about to burst out in laughter all thru the movie.Black people were buffoons and dysfunctional rappers.English guy was a complete fucking jack off.And they even had the non-married with baby Hispanic who comes to the rescue of the whitest kid I have seen on screen in a while.Top that off with a hilllbilly, a "evil" Asian, and white people that fuck at the drop of a hat(er, snake) and put this shit in a blender with fake ass ,cheap looking snakes, and you get"SNAKES ON A PLANE".
And ,of course, a phrase that will live in pop culture emphamy, in which you motherfuckers already know what it is.
Great time was had at this movie, and I will be seeing this again and trying to download this shit online.....that is, when it becomes LEGALLY available!Pre-ordered this thru Netflix , also.
Go see this movie, and even take your kids.Seriously.It is not that profane laden, and there is a strong sex scene in the beginning of the movie, and there is graphic violence, but the shit is so damned SILLY that when I saw it, a ten year old kid behind me was laughing so hard he almost threw up.And, to top it all off, they have a music video at the end of the movie!
See it, people, and buy it when it comes out.
THE SEAHORNMOVIEMETER: "B+"
posted by PHILLIP SEAHORN @ 8:30 PM
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