MOVIE REVIEW: "INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL"
MOVIE REVIEW:"INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL"
art and review by Phil Seahorn
STARRING
Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett,
Karen Allen, Ray Winstone, John Hurt,
Jim Broadbent, and Shia LaBeouf
What the fuck...a refrigerator in a fucking atomic blast....CGI monkeys that looked EXACTLY like a bunch of "Curious Georges"...WHAT THE FUCK??!!!
THIS from "God" George Lucas and the "Apostle" Steven Speilberg?
Well, folks, these rich bastards have finally reached the ultimate level of film making godhood: they are PURPOSEDLY putting out shit so bad that I bet they are lauging their asseses off at how much money they are going to make out of a project that they probably mumbled details to directors and production people that did this shit for FREE!
Do these smug pricks think that the movie going public is so fucking stupid that they would believe a man could survive a DIRECT ATOMIC BLAST by jumping in a FUCKING REFRIGERATOR?
And, the motherfucker was SUPPOSED to have been a prop regrigerator at that!
I'm shaking my head even as I write this review for something that ,AT WORST, would be a good movie, looking at the source of the movie.
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" SUCKEDDDDDD!!!!!!!
It was so bad, a baby girl in the audience remarked how stupid it was when Ford jumps into a fucking refrigerator in an atomic blast.
Bad dialog, bad acting, bad photography, sets which fucking LOOKED LIKE SETS!!!!!!!!!!,and the craziest, cheapest CGI with fucking monkeys that looked exactly like Curious George.
I'm not joking.
CURIOUS GEORGE.
I fell asleep during the second act, woke up to find the movie still on, saw the ending, some people politely clapped, stayed and watched it again, was awake, which I wish I WASN'T, and guess what?
The movie still sucked, but worse the second time.
I just can't write anymore.
THE SEAHORN MOVIEMETER:Fucki it, it's just a bad movie
posted by PHILLIP SEAHORN @ 3:41 PM
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