Saturday, May 06, 2006

MOVIE REVIEW FOR "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3"

















MOVIE REVIEW FOR "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3"
review and artwork by Phillip Seahorn

Starring: Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ving Rhames, Billy Crudup, Michelle Monaghan
Directed by: J.J. Abrams
Produced by: Tom Cruise, Paula Wagner, Stratton Leopold


First off, Maggie Q, who plays IMF "Agent Zen" is the most sexiest woman I have seen on screen in a long time.It has been a while since we have had a more "exotic" sex appeal in our Hollywood actresses.We have had actresses from other countries, but they all eventually loose their accents and act in more "Western ways.Not lumping the female Asian movie roster, but even the actresses from"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", and Lucy Lui are just morphed into Western actresses.Q is an Asian beauty that RADIATES exotic sexiness. She has a completely western accent, which belies her Asian beauty. Do a Wikipedia search on her, and you find that she's multi-ethnic, which may fuel the exoticness of her.

And, unlike some minority co-stars, she lives at the end of the movie.

She DOES get shot.

Tom Cruise has found a franchise similar to the eighties action heroes like Sylvester Stallone and "The Governator."

"MI3 "plays like an extended television episode, keeping it's core to the source,but with Tom's now Jerry Bruckheimer's high budget action norm.Like a Will Smith summer movie of the past, expect a Tom Cruise summer flick to "bring it".

The acting is rather forced, and the love scenes between Crusie and Michelle Monaghan are agenda driven.I'm now almost convinced that Tom Cruise is gay.These scenes are screaming "I'm Tom Cruise,I'm straight because I WANT TO GET MARRIED."

Tom wants to marry Monaghan's character,Tom wants to marry Katie,Tom wants to IMMEDIATELY HAVE A CHILD BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO!!!!!!!

Hope you feel me.

Philip Seymore Hoffman is the meanest motherfucker in movie villains that we have had in a long time.That sonuvbitch is mean .Hoffman is like the kid that you fuck with, and the kid turns to you, even tempered, in a casual tone.He quietly says he's gonna fuck ya up.AND HE DOES!!He follows thru, he keeps his promise, with even tempered finese.Hoffman scared me. He really did.

All in all, the movie was shot excellently, especially the Hong Kong scenes.And Tom does all his stunts, which shows commitment.

THE SEAHORN MOVIEMETER:"B"

posted by PHILLIP SEAHORN @ 7:20 PM